History of the comic book characters aside (Batman and Robin gay rumors have been swirling around forever), it also helps my case that the title of Batman v Superman is pretty homoerotic. From the get go it suggests a face-off between two really attractive dudes we know are in tights, a fact obvious enough for gay porn studio Men.com, who felt obliged to create a parody version of the film- Batman Vs Superman: A Gay XXX Parody.Īnyway, near the close of the film-which runs at over two and half hours-there’s a crucial fight scene that occurs between Superman, played by English actor Henry Cavill for the second time after leading Man of Steel (also a gay title?) and Ben Affleck's Batman. The fight is how we get to the “versus” point in the film, the moment where the two heroes are finally pinned against one another, the moment where they land punches, launch themselves into each other’s upsettingly large arms, and shout words of disdain throughout. This sequence is significant because, despite it being action-packed and featuring relatively impressive choreography, it’s one of the least sensical elements of the film. It not only manages to be dull, but it also comes across as insincere and unearned-suspiciously so. Much of the film, as evidenced in its trailer and in the trailer of the porn parody, is build-up, a collection of sequences and plot devices that get the two heroes’ blood boiling. Batman’s also having dreams about a post-apocalyptic world in which the alien Superman reigns supreme over the humans.Īffleck’s Batman is bitter about how Superman recklessly destroyed much of Metropolis in his fight against General Zod. On the other hand, Superman is skeptical of Batman’s intentions, as he sees newspaper headlines and photos showing the vigilante branding criminals with his bat symbol. Their immediate tension is made all the worse by Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg), who not only allows Batman to steal the kryptonite he found as a preemptive move against Superman, but frames Superman for a courtroom bombing.
The question quickly sparked another, “Who else feels this way? Who else wants to see Batman embrace Superman in his arms as the fly through walls?” Lex Luthor, that's who. Snyder frames this scene with this tension in mind, and it becomes impossible to forget that there's isn't much time before Luthor's men kill Martha Kent. So from the start of their encounter, where Superman begins by trying to explain the situation to Batman, we see how the showdown between the two is solely a product of Luthor’s sick obsession and fascination with the heroes. It wouldn’t be totally absurd if we had a moment in the film where Luthor exclaims, “I want to see them fight!” He’s not only a creepy voyeur, but Luthor’s mania even borders on erotic as he practically calls for Batman to penetrate Superman with a long staff of kryptonite. “Bring me his head,” he tells Superman at one point before the hero dashes off to engage with Batman. that’s why the scenes feels so false and comes to a close so soon. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. So does this mean we’re also likely to see Captain American and Iron Man getting it on when Captain America: Civil War comes out? If you want to see what’s in store, check out the very NSFW trailer over at QueerMeNow, and you can see a related tweet below. Men.com is set to bring the world Batman V Superman: A Gay XXX Parody on March 25, with Trenton Ducati as Batman and Topher DiMaggio as Superman. Following the success of the recent Star Wars gay porn parody, producers of naughty movies were bound to be looking out for other franchises they could give an adult makeover to under the name of parody (which allows them to get around copyright laws, as it suddenly becomes constitutionally protected satire, rather than illegal intellectual property theft).īatman v Superman almost lends itself to a bit of porn, if only for the bit where it turns out the enmity between the superheroes was just sexual tension that needs to be released.